All types of jokes,funny jokes are collected by great comedian.Most top rated jokes jokes for SMS and for group talk.Please read all below funny chutkula(jokes) which Makes feel happy to you I am sure You must smile alone if remember at the time of alone.That’s called Makes feel happy.So read one by one and tell me what you feel is this make you feel happy of sad or bullshit or whatever .The collections of “Makes feel happy of Jan 2015″ is for Jan-2015 which is of my second post regarding jokes. So I am going to post anymore for that I am just waiting your feedback of “Makes feel happy of Jan 2015″.

Someone falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

oneday i was writing my exam near the gate
do u know why,,,,,…………..?
Because it was an entrance exam.

Q: Why was I writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Jyoti & Roxana got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Jyoti without message. Angry Jyoti called Roxana! and said what is this…
Roxana: Oye, this was a missed call

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

Jyoti was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Jyoti: I think I’ll take the money.

The Best Place To
Breakup With Your
Girl Friend Is In McDonald
There Are Sharp
Knives & Forks 0r
Heavy Plates
AND
You Can Always Hide Behind
A Fat Kid …

Modern Definition 0f
” Boy Friend ”
A Person Who Has To Like
All The Status And Photos
…0f His Girl Friend
No Matter
How Bad They Are . . .

CID: Y criminals leave their fingerprints after crime?
Jyoti: Sir, they are uneducated. If they are educated, they would leave their signature

Jyoti was painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!

Same as above

Classic Insult…
A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent …
Boy: Don’t Let The Animal in Me Come Out …!!
Girl Replies: Aah! As If I’m Afraid Of A Mouse…. !! 😛

SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”
SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”
JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”
SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Jyoti: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Roxana: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Jyoti: In India, it is only with a female

Once Jyoti attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Jyoti : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Jyoti : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Jyoti : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Jyoti : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Jyoti : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Jyoti : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Jyoti : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Jyoti : You appoint me

Jyoti ask Loppy: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Loppy declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

Jyoti goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

do u know thrown the butter out of the window?

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Makes feel happy of Jan 2015
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