Please read all below funny chutkula(jokes) which Makes feel happy to you I am sure You must smile alone if remember at the time of alone.That’s called Makes feel happy.So read one by one and tell me what you feel is this make you feel happy of sad or bullshit or whatever .The collections of “Makes feel happy of dec 2014” were set on Dec 2014 before Christmas So I am going to post anymore for that I am just waiting your feedback of “Makes feel happy of dec 2014”.Make fun with friends with latest collection jokes.You will get here all dirty jokes and sexy jokes and favorite jokes too.
Wife- I Wish, I Was A Newspapr, So I Would Be In Ur Hands All day.
Husband- I Too Wish, That U Were A Newspaprs, So I Could Hav A New 1 Everyday.
Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room.
The Little Girl Started Crying.
Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?”
The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger”
The Little Boy Too Started Crying.
Girl: “Now Why Are You Crying?”
Boy: “I’m Here For The Urine Test“
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
“Under 18 are not allowed.”
Jyoti saw that msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
Jyoti: What’s difference between man & Superman?
Loppy: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
A lady calls Jyoti for repairing door bell,
Jyoti doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Jyoti replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Jyoti: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Jyoti: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Jyoti: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Jyoti: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘
Boss: Where were you born?
Jyoti: India ..
Boss: which part?
Jyoti: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in Inida.
Jyoti: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Jyoti: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Jyoti’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, Jyoti consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.
3 IDIOTS REMIX-
Student- GIVE ME SOME EXTRA TIME,
GIVE ME SOME BRAIN,
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,
TO WRITE MY PAPER ONCE AGAIN…
Examiner- NANANANA.. NA NA NA NA NA.. NANANA NANA..
Small things hurt a lot..
Eg. U can sit on a mountain top but not on a pin..
Film Director Jyoti: U have to jump to a swimming pool-from 100 ft.
Jyoti: But I don’t know swimming sir.
Film Director: Don’t worry there is no water.
Jyoti – he had taken a cycle break and was dancing…
Loppy – what r u doing .?
jyoti – Oye! don’t u see, just i m doing break dance ……
New style of proposing a girl-
“I’ve spent many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don’t want my son to do d same for ur daughter..
So lets make them Brother & Sister..” 😉
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Jyoti: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Oneday our Professor Loppy asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because she wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Jyoti- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Loppy- Ru sure??
Jyoti- Yes! Obviously!!
TYPICAL STUDENT LIKE ME tosses a coin & thinks-
HEADS- will sleep
TAILS- will watch tv
COIN STANDS- will listen to music
STAYS IN AIR- will study… 😉
A very drunk man comes out of the bar
And sees another very drunk man,
He looks up in the sky and says,
“Is that the sun or the moon?”
The other drunk man answers,
I don’t know. I’m a stranger here myself.
Little jyoti’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local polic station where they saw pictures ,tacked to a bulletin board of ten most wanted criminals.
one of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it is really photo of wanted person .
“yes”,said the policeman
“The detective wants to capture him”
Little Jyoti asked ,”why didn’t you capture him when you took his picture ? ”
Son to father: What is 2 + 2 = ?
Father : You cann’t do your home work.Bring the calculater from my room I will tell you the answer.
Jyoti to loppy :Can you tell me a name of important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Loppy to jyoti : me !
Jyoti to loppy : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing ,one is green and another is blue which is red spot.
Loppy to jyoti : because I have got another strange pair of the same at my home.
Daughter to daddy : Daddy, have you ever been to Asam ?
Father : No.Why did you ask that ?
Daughter : Where did you get our Mummy from ?
Teacher to Jyoti : Why are you so late ?
Jyoti : Because of the sign .
Teacher : What sign ?
Jyoti :There was a sign that says ,”School ahead ,Go slow.”
Teachr :Jyoti,go to the map and find the America .
Jyoti: here it is.
Teacher : Correct.Now question to loppy ,Who discovered the America ?
Loppy :Jyoti !
Teacher :What is the chemical formula of water ?
Jyoti: “HIJKLMNO”.Said in a moment.
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Jyoti :Yesterday you said the chemical formula of water is H to O !
Jyoti : I have got much bad headach.
Loppy : I know.
Jyoti : Why ?
Loppy : Well,yesterday when I had stomach ache,mummy said it was because it was empty ,I guess that is the problem with you.
Jyoti : Do you know which queen had the largest crown ?
Loppy :Of course I do .
Jyoti: so tell me ,who is it ?
Loppy : The one with the largest head !
Grandfather : Can you say a little prayer before you sitdown to eat your meals ?
Loppy : There is no need for that ,my mum is a great cook .
A physician wa taking her 4yrs old daughter to preschool.The little girl piccked up stethoscope,which the doctor had left on the car seat,and began playing with it.
“My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!” thought the doctor happily.
Then the child spoke into the instrument ,”Welcome to Brown tree restaurant,May I take your order please ?”
Jyoti to loppy :If I give you two cats and four dogs then how many animals would you have ?
Loppy : Nine dude.
Jyoti : How did you get nine ?
Loppy : have you forgotten we already have a turtle,rabit,and a parrot !